Monday, 11 P.M.
Sweet, Texas
Spells: 2
Dead guys: 0
Cute guys I want to sleep with: 1

I know my purpose: To rid the world of evil, one bad guy at a time!

Currently, I've got a gig as a kind of one-witch secret service to the British Prime Minister – using a combination of potions, spells, explosions, mind reading, and general butt-kicking skills, I've saved him from so many assassins we've quit counting. Umm, did I mention explosions? Yeah, well, we all have our talents, and mine's combustion.

After a recent incident, I decided I'm going to write everything down. That way if some creep knocks me off, people will know what happened. But hopefully this diary won't be all about maiming and killing. I'd like to write some sexy bits, too. Especially about Dr. Sam, who's everything I'd want in a man – except he's a warlock. Problem is, regular guys tend to find me intimidating for some reason…